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It gives me great pleasure to announce these recent promotions within Public Works team:

Alma Blue– Senior Crocodile Hunter Engineer
Alma joined Public Works about 2 years ago as Tackle R&D Engineer but demonstrated great learning abilities and took on additional responsibilities in hunting as well. Alma made sizeable contributions to Public Works and was responsible for implementation of several hunting components like Automated Steam-Propelled Hunting Spear and Interlinked Homeostatic Trap. She was also responsible for capturing of infamous White Moebius Shark. She is a fast learner ever willing to take on additional responsibilities.

Поскольку я теперь числюсь в приличных людях, мне выделили личный шкафчик, золотое копье и новую пару резиновых сопог для охоты в городской канализации.
Осталось только придумать, чем я смогу заменить откушенную руку - и счастью моему не будет границ.