[almaburu]

You are Princess Twily. You are on the moon for some reason.

"Huh." Twilight said, looking around, and noticing that she was much younger than she usually started a loop. "This is new. And
by the princesses I am cute

You are overcome by your own cuteness.

"Hmmm…" Twilight looked up. "Where did that voice come from?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, sorry. Uh… inventory?"

You have hooves. There is a chair and a fedora.

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[Izanagi]

=>combine fedora with chair

[Donnerjack]

Я теперь буду на дайри заходить только чтобы проверить этот пост.

[almaburu]

Izanagi, это была цитата Но ок.

You puts fedora on chair. Nothing spectacular happened.

Donnerjack,

ДЖОЙН АС

[Izanagi]

almaburu, О, а откуда?

=>Ascend to higher dimension

[almaburu]

Izanagi,
[S] Element of magic: ascend

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrsXRYAhJHg

You now have a golden spiky mane.

[Donnerjack]

=> Jump as high as you possibly can, aim for the sun!

[almaburu]

Donnerjack,

You've made a series of jumps topping with 0.003 of required 149.215.500 kilometers.
Looks like it will take a while.

[Izanagi]

almaburu,
=>get science from all moon biomes and report it back to develop advanced rocketry

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

Insufficient electric charge.

[Izanagi]

Нооооо
=>collect helium3 for reactor

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

With what? Your bare hoofs?

[Izanagi]

almaburu, WITH HORN DRILL

[Donnerjack]

Izanagi, yeah, THAT'S gonna work!

almaburu, > erect the occult contraption made of moon stones, with the intention of praying to Chaos Undivided

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

The answer was "Yes", actually. "Yes, with my bare hoofs".

Donnerjack,



You've constructed a Chaos Monument made of lunar dust.

[Izanagi]

I SEE THAT YOU DID THAR

=>Check if there are NAZIS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[almaburu]

=>Check if there are NAZIS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON



Here they are.

[Izanagi]

=>quickly hide horn with fedora

[almaburu]

=>quickly hide horn with fedora



Classy!

There is a key under fedora.

[Izanagi]

=>take the machine gun

[Donnerjack]

EAT THE KEY!!! PRAY TO TZEENTCH FOR GUIDANCE!

[almaburu]

=>take the machine gun

NICE TRY.

=>EAT THE KEY!!! PRAY TO TZEENTCH FOR GUIDANCE!



You consume the key in an elegant manner.

[Donnerjack]

that's probably second best picture on the internet

=> Seems like our Chaos lords abandoned us. Oh well. Time to explore that nazi thingy

[almaburu]

=> Seems like our Chaos lords abandoned us. Oh well. Time to explore that nazi thingy



You are standing at the entrance of the Nazi moon base. The door is locked.
There is a GREETING MAT at the door. There is also a portrait of PRINCESS LUNA on the wall impersonating Hitler.

[Donnerjack]

> look for key under the mat. Also enjoy your cuteness a bit.

I don't really know much about our character, does she have any magic powers?

[Izanagi]

=> make flashy dynamic entry

=>use magic to transform fedora to the nazi's cap

[almaburu]

=> look for key under the mat. Also enjoy your cuteness a bit.



You found an ELDAR KEY.

I don't really know much about our character, does she have any magic powers?



You are an alicorn princess. Sure you do have magic powers.
You already spent 900 MP on SUPER SAYAN MK 2 and 75 MP on construction of CHAOS OBELISK.

=> make flashy dynamic entry

Sorry, the door is locked.

=>use magic to transform fedora to the nazi's cap



You transformed your FEDORA into a FABULOUS BLACK NAZI HEADGEAR.
You have 20 MP left. You should probably keep an eye on your magic points, this shit don't grow on trees.

[Donnerjack]

There IS a little struggle inside our head, as to eat the key or try to open the door. Oh well.

>take the key in to your mouth, try to open the door

[almaburu]

=> take the key in to your mouth, try to open the door



There is no keyhole in the door.

[Donnerjack]

=> GULP!

=> punch the door with your freaking hooves!!!

[almaburu]

=> GULP!



There. Are you happy now?

=> punch the door with your freaking hooves!!!



You buck the NAZI DOOR with your strong hoofs. Take it stupid door, neeeigh!

[Izanagi]

=>check the back side of luna-hitler

> break the door and look at the safe!

[almaburu]

=>check the back side of luna-hitler



You found a SAFE COMBINATION.

=> break the door and look at the safe!



There is another door under the first one.

[Donnerjack]

=> open the racist safe

[almaburu]

=> open the racist safe



You found MANA POTION and a PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD.

[Donnerjack]

=> vomit from disgust

[almaburu]

=> vomit from disgust



My oh my. We have a serious case of key addiction here.

[Donnerjack]

=> try to open the door with keys

>drink mana potion and put the butt-photo under the fabulous black nazi's cap (it's more safe there than at the safe)!

[almaburu]

=> try to open the door with keys



You unlocked the door with ELDAR KEY

=>drink mana potion and put the butt-photo under the fabulous black nazi's cap (it's more safe there than at the safe)!



You restored 100 MP. The BUTT-PHOTO is stored under your FABULOUS BLACK NAZI CAP away from idle eyes.

[Izanagi]

=> Check BUTT-PHOTO for secret nazi science

[almaburu]

=> Check BUTT-PHOTO for secret nazi science



The postcard represents the intricate yet underrated FINE ART of the HORSE BUTTS. You obtained 5 NAZI SCIENCE from this edifying fact.
On the other side of the postcard there is an ENIGMATIC MESSAGE and a ZEBRA CODE.

[Donnerjack]

=> eat the remaining key for safety

[Izanagi]

=> solve the puzzle of zebra code

[almaburu]

=> eat the remaining key for safety

No way, it's gross.

=> solve the puzzle of zebra code



It's just a bunch of lines and numbers. You have not a slightest idea what this shit is.

[Donnerjack]

=> conjure an ultraviolet lamp with magic, look at postcard

>> open the door and cry 'zig heil'. just for lulz.

[almaburu]

=> conjure an ultraviolet lamp with magic, look at postcard



You found WEIRD OCCULT SYMBOLS.

=>open the door and cry 'zig heil'. just for lulz.



You are standing inside of the moon base. There is a BUST OF LUNA HITLER. There is a BLAST DOOR with a KEYPAD leading to SECRET NAZI EXPERIMENTS.
A YOUNG DRAGON is sitting at the desk and playing with two 1/60 GUNDAM MODELS. He is mesmerized with your nazi zeal.

[Donnerjack]

=> yell "holocaust was an inside job!"

=> make 'princess celestia face' and tell the dragon to obey you!

[Donnerjack]

amelia the sad, mentioning princess Celestia in a bunker of a Hitler-Luna. Uh-oh

Donnerjack, i'll take the risk)

[Izanagi]

=> Conjure AMAZING GUNDAM MODEL to bribe the dragon for information

[almaburu]

=> yell "holocaust was an inside job!"
=> make 'princess celestia face' and tell the dragon to obey you!



You tried your best to make 'princess celestia face' whatever this thing is. The dragon does not seems very impressed.

=> Conjure AMAZING GUNDAM MODEL to bribe the dragon for information



You summoned RX-93-V2 $98K GOLDEN GUNDAM.
The dragon politely interests how he can help you.

[Izanagi]

=>Ask about where giant nuclear robots on this facility stored and how to get to them

=> ask about secret nazi science archive

[almaburu]

=>Ask about where giant nuclear robots on this facility stored and how to get to them

He points to the BLAST DOOR. There are definitely some robots there. He does not know the key sequence though.

=> ask about secret nazi science archive



The dragon opens the SECRET ENTRANCE to the secret nazi science archive.
You have 1 of 3 BRIBE WISHES left.

[Izanagi]

=>Check the phone and get the goodies from ashtray

[Donnerjack]

=> remember that ponies can't go down stairs, leap in to the hole

>before leaping into the hole try to input to the robot door's keypad the numbers from the BUTT-PHOTO

[almaburu]

=>Check the phone and get the goodies from ashtray



You've got a SMOKESTICK and a ONE REICHSMARK.
There are phone numbers of THULE SOCIETY and PRINCESS LUNA sticked to the phone.

=> remember that ponies can't go down stairs, leap in to the hole



I told you! I told you abo.. Sorry, wrong window.

=>before leaping into the hole try to input to the robot door's keypad the numbers from the BUTT-PHOTO



You use TEMPORAL SHIFT ability to return back to the room and enter the ZEBRA CODE.

[Izanagi]

=>call the TULE SOCIETY and ask if they accepting new members

>> sit on the dragon's back and return downstairs

[Donnerjack]

TURN PRINCESS LUNA'S BUST 45% TO THE RIGHT!!!

[Donnerjack]

getting a little chaotic, maybe we should take turns?

[almaburu]

I will let you folks sort it out. You can always play other characters if you want to multitask.

=>call the TULE SOCIETY and ask if they accepting new members



It seems they are a bit busy summoning ELDER GODS.

=> sit on the dragon's back and return downstairs



=> TURN PRINCESS LUNA'S BUST 45% TO THE RIGHT!!!



A secret passage appears.

[Izanagi]

=>GO FOR SECRET PASSAGE ADVENTURE

[almaburu]

=>GO FOR SECRET PASSAGE ADVENTURE



You are standing in the SECRET HANGAR. There is a victim of NAZI EXPERIMENT swimming in the LAB TANK. There is also a GIANT ROBOT with a locked HATCH.
There are a TESLA GUN and a BOTTLE of SINGLE MALT WHISKY lying on the table.

[Izanagi]

=>Add WHISKY to LAB TANK

>> take TESLA GUN and ask the victim if he (she?) wants you to kill him (her?). they usually do.

[Donnerjack]

=> press the buttons on the left in quick succession

[almaburu]

=>Add WHISKY to LAB TANK



You inserted WHISKY into the ALCOHOL IJECTION SLOT. JOY and INTOXICATION of the nazi victim were boosted to the acceptable levels.

=> take TESLA GUN and ask the victim if he (she?) wants you to kill him (her?). they usually do.



He (she?) politely informs you that while he (she?) can not communicate with you wearing the OXYGINATION MASK, he (she?) will be able to withstand an existential horror of life at least for a couple of hours.

[almaburu]

=> press the buttons on the left in quick succession



You drained the water from the tank.

[Donnerjack]

SHOOT DA GLASS

[Izanagi]

=>ask nazi victim to fly up in the upper side of test tube to shield him(her)self from glass shards and try to shield him(her)self with newly found power of IMAGINATION

[almaburu]

=>SHOOT DA GLASS



The battery is dead.

[Izanagi]

=>ask dragon for some charging with his nuclear breath

>> BREAK THE GLASS WITH YOUR FREAKING HOOVES!

[almaburu]

=>ask nazi victim to fly up in the upper side of test tube to shield him(her)self from glass shards and try to shield him(her)self with newly found power of IMAGINATION



You tried to use the power of IMAGINATION for all this convoluted stuff. For some reason you are imagining yourself as a beautiful alicorn princess.
My oh my, you are so pretty.

=>ask dragon for some charging with his nuclear breath



It seems he overdid with the breath.

=> BREAK THE GLASS WITH YOUR FREAKING HOOVES!



That's the spirit!

>> disconnect the victim from the tentacle-looking hosepipe and wait for the gratitude!

[almaburu]

=> disconnect the victim from the tentacle-looking hosepipe and wait for the gratitude!



You quickly detach HOSEPIPE from the victim. Your mentally enhanced friend seems to be very happy.

[Izanagi]

=>check the gender and name of new friend

[almaburu]

=>check the gender and name of new friend



You are now a young mare. Your name is Derpy Hooves. You are very special, at least thats what other ponies often say.
You are wearing the eyepatch to hide your SPECIAL PECULIARITY. Your dream is to be an AMAZING PRINCESS.

[Izanagi]

=>check yourself for AMAZING NEW ABILITIES from HORRIBLE NAZI EXPERIMENTS

[almaburu]

=>check yourself for AMAZING NEW ABILITIES from HORRIBLE NAZI EXPERIMENTS



Thud!

[Izanagi]

=>Smile friendly to twoilight to make her less nervous

[almaburu]

=>Smile friendly to twoilight to make her less nervous



You smile in polite and reassuring way. See? You are perfectly normal.

[Izanagi]

=>Get out from this cursed test tube

>> use your magic eye to create the greatest muffin that had ever been created!

[almaburu]

=>Get out from this cursed test tube



You step out the test tube and try to readjust your facial muscles in the less threating way. For some reason you are scaring the shit of the NAZI HAT pony.
There is an AIRDUCT GRID behind the test tube and a WEIRD KEY.

=> use your magic eye to create the greatest muffin that had ever been created!



You made the greatest muffin ever created! Namely ever created by you. You would not dare to eat it yet, even if it looks perfectly normal smell delicious.
Muffin magic is tough like hell, you know.

[Izanagi]

=>offer WEIRD KEY to NAZI HAT as a sign of eternal friendship

>> open the airdust grid, put your head into ventilation tunnel and sing some nice songs about friendship. don't forget to enjoy the echo!

[almaburu]

Are we still playing this silly stuff? Should I arrange some schedule of sort?

ЕС офкорса!

[almaburu]

=>offer WEIRD KEY to NAZI HAT as a sign of eternal friendship



You gave a TZEENTCH KEY to a NAZI HAT. She looks at it with a strange expression
You politely inform her that this is in fact a very special key, rumored to be able to open any door, whether it is physically possible or not.

>> open the airdust grid, put your head into ventilation tunnel and sing some nice songs about friendship. don't forget to enjoy the echo!



Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,
save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying

Your song is suddenly interrupted by a CODEC CALL.

[Donnerjack]

All Right. Let me be Twoioit. You can handle the Solid Pony. Possibly we can have a threesome in time, if that is not too hard on our host.

=> Insert Tzeench key in to a Tesla Gun's battery chamber. FIRE FOR ALL IT'S GLORY

>> stay at the tunnel and write on it's walls that fascinate poem about friendship with your brand new claws.

[Izanagi]

=> Answer the CODEC CALL

[almaburu]

=> Insert Tzeench key in to a Tesla Gun's battery chamber. FIRE FOR ALL IT'S GLORY



You turned the TZEENTCH KEY and unlocked the TESLA GUN. (?) There is a PORTABLE NUCLEAR REACTOR inside.

>> stay at the tunnel and write on it's walls that fascinate poem about friendship with your brand new claws.



[S] You happily inscribe the rest of this wonderful song

=> Answer the CODEC CALL



This is your mentor and old friend FUTURE TWOILIGHT. She is speaking some random stuff about GIANT ROBOTS and END OF THE WORLD.

[Izanagi]

=>Take NUCLEAR REACTOR from TESLA GUN and try to charge your magic with POWER

>> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him

>> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him

[Donnerjack]

=> Oh no! A nuclear holocaust! Our only weakness! Get out of service tunnel and check out that GIANT ROBOTIC HEAD behind your broken tube

[almaburu]

=>Take NUCLEAR REACTOR from TESLA GUN and try to charge your magic with POWER



You transformed NUCLEAR REACTOR into a MAGIC SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR REACTOR. Science, bitches! Well, technically it's a magic.

=> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him



You cry "Nuclear Energy Make Up!" and transform into a MAHO SHOUJO NAZI HAT PONY. You now have a set of very cute ribbons and a MAGICAL WINGED STAFF.

=> Oh no! A nuclear holocaust! Our only weakness! Get out of service tunnel and check out that GIANT ROBOTIC HEAD behind your broken tube

You are now a DEPRY HOVES.



Please don't mind her, says NAZI HAT PONY. She is still trying to figure out how to get down.
Oh, and the HATCH to the GIANT ROBOT is locked.

[Izanagi]

=>Ask NAZI HAT PONY for KEY

>> transform into a maho shoujo pony too!

[almaburu]

=>Ask NAZI HAT PONY for KEY



NAZI HAT tries to toss you a KEY. Unfortunately if falls down to the BOTTOMLESS PIT.

=> transform into a maho shoujo pony too!



Yay! You are now a SAILOR DERPY.

[Donnerjack]

=> Well that was just dandy. Conjure a wielding helmet with your magic, use the SAILOR WAND as a blow torch on a hatch.

[almaburu]

=> Well that was just dandy. Conjure a wielding helmet with your magic, use the SAILOR WAND as a blow torch on a hatch.



You summon a SPACE ENGINEER HELMET and transfrom a SAILOR WAND to a MAHOU PLASMA CUTTER.
The hatch is opened.

[Donnerjack]

MAHOU PLASMA CUTTER

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

=> This is for you, Future Twilight! Leap bravely in to the robot!

[almaburu]

=> This is for you, Future Twilight! Leap bravely in to the robot!



You positioned yourself inside of the GIANT NAZI ALIEN ROBOT COCKPIT. The screens are displaying lot of cryptic undecipherable shit.

[Donnerjack]

=> Try to contact MAHO SHOUJO NAZI HAT PONY telepathically for her NAZI SCIENCE know-how

[Izanagi]

=>Scream "LIFT OFF" and push buttons, ALL OF THEM

>> PREPARE TO KILL ANGELS!