[almaburu]

You are Princess Twily. You are on the moon for some reason.

"Huh." Twilight said, looking around, and noticing that she was much younger than she usually started a loop. "This is new. And
by the princesses I am cute

You are overcome by your own cuteness.

"Hmmm…" Twilight looked up. "Where did that voice come from?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, sorry. Uh… inventory?"

You have hooves. There is a chair and a fedora.

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[Izanagi]

=>combine fedora with chair

[Donnerjack]

Я теперь буду на дайри заходить только чтобы проверить этот пост.

[almaburu]

Izanagi, это была цитата Но ок.

You puts fedora on chair. Nothing spectacular happened.

Donnerjack,

ДЖОЙН АС

[Izanagi]

almaburu, О, а откуда?

=>Ascend to higher dimension

[almaburu]

Izanagi,
[S] Element of magic: ascend

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrsXRYAhJHg

You now have a golden spiky mane.

[Donnerjack]

=> Jump as high as you possibly can, aim for the sun!

[almaburu]

Donnerjack,

You've made a series of jumps topping with 0.003 of required 149.215.500 kilometers.
Looks like it will take a while.

[Izanagi]

almaburu,
=>get science from all moon biomes and report it back to develop advanced rocketry

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

Insufficient electric charge.

[Izanagi]

Нооооо
=>collect helium3 for reactor

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

With what? Your bare hoofs?

[Izanagi]

almaburu, WITH HORN DRILL

[Donnerjack]

Izanagi, yeah, THAT'S gonna work!

almaburu, > erect the occult contraption made of moon stones, with the intention of praying to Chaos Undivided

[almaburu]

Izanagi,

The answer was "Yes", actually. "Yes, with my bare hoofs".

Donnerjack,



You've constructed a Chaos Monument made of lunar dust.

[Izanagi]

I SEE THAT YOU DID THAR

=>Check if there are NAZIS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[almaburu]

=>Check if there are NAZIS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON



Here they are.

[Izanagi]

=>quickly hide horn with fedora

[almaburu]

=>quickly hide horn with fedora



Classy!

There is a key under fedora.

[Izanagi]

=>take the machine gun

[Donnerjack]

EAT THE KEY!!! PRAY TO TZEENTCH FOR GUIDANCE!

[almaburu]

=>take the machine gun

NICE TRY.

=>EAT THE KEY!!! PRAY TO TZEENTCH FOR GUIDANCE!



You consume the key in an elegant manner.

[Donnerjack]

that's probably second best picture on the internet

=> Seems like our Chaos lords abandoned us. Oh well. Time to explore that nazi thingy

[almaburu]

=> Seems like our Chaos lords abandoned us. Oh well. Time to explore that nazi thingy



You are standing at the entrance of the Nazi moon base. The door is locked.
There is a GREETING MAT at the door. There is also a portrait of PRINCESS LUNA on the wall impersonating Hitler.

[Donnerjack]

> look for key under the mat. Also enjoy your cuteness a bit.

I don't really know much about our character, does she have any magic powers?

[Izanagi]

=> make flashy dynamic entry

=>use magic to transform fedora to the nazi's cap

[almaburu]

=> look for key under the mat. Also enjoy your cuteness a bit.



You found an ELDAR KEY.

I don't really know much about our character, does she have any magic powers?



You are an alicorn princess. Sure you do have magic powers.
You already spent 900 MP on SUPER SAYAN MK 2 and 75 MP on construction of CHAOS OBELISK.

=> make flashy dynamic entry

Sorry, the door is locked.

=>use magic to transform fedora to the nazi's cap



You transformed your FEDORA into a FABULOUS BLACK NAZI HEADGEAR.
You have 20 MP left. You should probably keep an eye on your magic points, this shit don't grow on trees.

[Donnerjack]

There IS a little struggle inside our head, as to eat the key or try to open the door. Oh well.

>take the key in to your mouth, try to open the door

[almaburu]

=> take the key in to your mouth, try to open the door



There is no keyhole in the door.

[Donnerjack]

=> GULP!