True face of indie gaming scene

[almaburu]

You are a hermaphrodite with sandy blonde fur. You are 5 feet and 10 inches tall. Your face combines elements of a horse while retaining trace human features and human eyes. Your entire body is covered in a soft coat of fur from head to toe. A quartet of horn clusters adorn your skull, each row larger and more curved than the back.You have 2 C-sized breasts with 1 nipple each. They are bright and puckered, visibly prodding forwards 13.5 inches, a sensitive reminder of your lusty state. Small white drops of milk slowly work their way out from your nipples from time to time. 11 throbbing 91.7 inch horsecocks pulse and dribble precum constantly, always ready to cum. You have a pussy, with a 0.2 inch clit. Thick streams of milky lubricant drool constantly from the gaing hole that is your cunt. You have a long shiny sandy blonde horsetail that nearly touches the ground. You have 89 shining gems, collected in your travels.

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[Izanagi]

You see about half a dozen people crest over a slope. They appear to be a motley crew clad in blue and carrying monstrous weapons. The tallest man holds a weapon made of multiple rotating tubes, and begins spinning the barrels. A second later, while screaming in a language you do not understand, a rain of lead begins shredding the minotaur in a cloud of blood and flesh.An equally imposing black man with a patch over one eye begins firing canisters at the beast, which explode violently. "Ya Ragged-Arsed Beast man!", he taunts, "Ye should pick on someone yer own size, BOY-O! HEHEHE!"Coming up the path is a freak of a person clad in a contained shiny suit with weapon that burns with flame. He freely walks into the explosions and gunfire and begins igniting the beast."MRPHHUMFHRUFH!!!!! HUMFHUFMMRUF!", the freak mumbles through his mask."I like me steak well done, ye crazy bugger!", yells the black man.The beast collapses in a charred and bloody heap. As you stand back up, you hear a strange noise behind you. You turn around to find a well-dressed man wearing a ski mask and smoking a cigarette. "Don't you know ze mountains are dangereuse.", the man says with a thick accent. "You will get FUCKED up here if you are not careful."You thank the man and his team, but they brush off your gratitude. "Non, non!", The man with the accent says. "As ze say, everyone gets ONE." With that, he touches the watch on his wrist and disappears. The rest of the group continues on their way.As they leave the giant with the chain gun yells in a horribly accented manner, "YOU LEAVE SANDVICH ALONE! SANDVICH IS MINE!"With that, another hail of bullets break the scene as they walk away, leaving you safe from the minotaur, but utterly baffled as to what in hell just happened.

Ну это вообще теперь интересно.