воскресенье, 05 апреля 2015
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TS Season 3

almaburu
TWOISTUCK 101

Что это?
Twoistuck - это игра, которая идет с декабря прошлого года и в которую играют  Izanagi,  Donnerjack и  amelia the sad

Правила игры простые:

* К игре можно присоединиться в любой момент
* Игроки могут дать любое количество любых команд любым персонажам (В комментариях к этой записи)
* В ответ на команды я рисую одну или несколько картинок, показывающих, что после них происходит.

Сюжет

Твойлайт Споркл, выпускница школы для одаренных единорогов, приходит в себя на поверхности луны.
У нее есть 24 часа, чтобы остановить ядерный удар по земле.

Прошлый тред с игрой

http://bloodriser.diary.ru/p201656975.htm
Репосты и новые игроки преветствуются, все дела.

@темы: twoistuck

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05.04.2015 в 21:34

almaburu
=> Try to contact MAHO SHOUJO NAZI HAT PONY telepathically for her NAZI SCIENCE know-how



You tried to use your telepatic powers, but you are still under the effect of that NICE mind altering liquid. You find it difficult to focus.

=>Scream "LIFT OFF" and push buttons, ALL OF THEM



You don't know what went wrong

=> PREPARE TO KILL ANGELS!



In
My
Self-righteous suicide
I
Cry
When angels deserve to die

Wait, what angels?
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05.04.2015 в 23:44

Donnerjack
We are now
CALL CODEX FOR HELP!
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06.04.2015 в 09:26

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>ask for this and hack the ROBOT
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06.04.2015 в 11:09

Put the bomb into the tesla-gun and shoot it to the venus
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07.04.2015 в 05:19

almaburu
=>CALL CODEX FOR HELP!



You called FUTURE TWOILIGHT. She will spend some time assessing the sutuation.

=>ask for this and hack the ROBOT



One monitor done, three left!

=>Put the bomb into the tesla-gun and shoot it to the venus



You opened BOMB PANEL which reviels 180KG of LIQUID EXPLOSIVE. You are pretty sure you should not fuck with that thing.
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07.04.2015 в 16:05

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>consider teleporting 180KG of LIQUID EXPLOSIVE the fuck away from the moon
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07.04.2015 в 19:06

Donnerjack
We are now
=> Ask Future Twoilight to use her ALICORN TEAR and magic the fucking bomb away
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13.04.2015 в 09:11

almaburu
=>consider teleporting 180KG of LIQUID EXPLOSIVE the fuck away from the moon



=> Ask Future Twoilight to use her ALICORN TEAR and magic the fucking bomb away



You are now in the GRIM AND THE DARK FUTURE.
You have about 1 HOUR 51 MINUTE to disable the bomb.
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13.04.2015 в 09:11

almaburu
=>consider teleporting 180KG of LIQUID EXPLOSIVE the fuck away from the moon



=> Ask Future Twoilight to use her ALICORN TEAR and magic the fucking bomb away



You are now in the GRIM AND THE DARK FUTURE.
You have about 1 HOUR 51 MINUTE to disable the bomb.
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13.04.2015 в 11:33

Donnerjack
We are now
= > FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE SO SCREWED. LOOK AROUND.
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13.04.2015 в 17:16

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=> Scream "I DONT KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG" in hope for activating AI in your MAHO SHOUJO SPACE HELMET
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29.07.2015 в 06:37

almaburu
= > FUCK FUCK FUCK WERE SO SCREWED. LOOK AROUND.



You are standing in a middle of radioactive wasteland. You can see a DESTROYED EARTH above your head.
There is also a TEMPORAL ARTIFACT lying in the sand.

=> Scream "I DONT KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG" in hope for activating AI in your MAHO SHOUJO SPACE HELMET



IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

Now THIS is creapy.
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29.07.2015 в 09:01

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>Try to activate holo projection for AI in hope it'l be some cute little animal helper and less creepy
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30.07.2015 в 12:28

Donnerjack
We are now
=> Roll around in radioactive dust in hopes of archiving superpowers. More superpowers.
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16.11.2016 в 07:59

almaburu
=>Try to activate holo projection for AI in hope it'l be some cute little animal helper and less creepy



Totally not creepy.

=> Roll around in radioactive dust in hopes of archiving superpowers. More superpowers.

It's totally cool idea. Except most likely you will die.
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16.11.2016 в 13:59

Donnerjack
We are now
-HI DAVE! Do you know anything about LIQUID DEATH BOMBS?
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16.11.2016 в 15:16

ask totally not creepy creature-companion about some tips and secrets he knows about this place
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17.11.2016 в 03:52

almaburu
>-HI DAVE! Do you know anything about LIQUID DEATH BOMBS?



Your FRIENDLY AI says their name is QB.

>ask totally not creepy creature-companion about some tips and secrets he knows about this place

FRIENDLY AI will be glad to help you. All you need to do is to let it enter the CENTRAL MAINFRAME of the DESTROYED MECHA.
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17.11.2016 в 18:59

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
>ask QB if he knows LAWS OF ROBOTICS and what it states about explosions
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18.11.2016 в 04:33

almaburu
>ask QB if he knows LAWS OF ROBOTICS and what it states about explosions



QB looks at you with their SOUL PIERCING STARE. It politely informs you that have 1 HOUR 48 MINUTES till the detonation.
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18.11.2016 в 18:43

tell qb drop the shit and answer the question!
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19.11.2016 в 09:12

almaburu
>tell qb drop the shit and answer the question!



You says that if QB won't answer your questions, you will bury it in the desert till some other sentient liveform will dug it out.
Fair enough says QB.

>LIQUID DEATH BOMBS

LIQUID DEATH BOMB is made of extremely sensitive contact explosive. Code sequence for the bomb changes every 30 ms. Enter wrong code and you will die. Touch this and you will die. Do nothing for next two hours and - well, you got the point.

>LAWS OF ROBOTICS

QB notes that while technically it follows 3 laws of robotics, the LAWS OF ROBOTICS do not apply to ponies. So you'd better think fast.
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19.11.2016 в 12:33

explore TEMPORAL ARTIFACT
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19.11.2016 в 13:10

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
Third law is enough for such situation, go wild, little QB
>Examine CENTRAL MAINFRAME of the DESTROYED MECHA
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19.11.2016 в 21:29

almaburu
>explore TEMPORAL ARTIFACT



You have no idea what is it or how it got there but it looks strangely familiar. Like almost all TEMORAL ARTIFACTS this one has a very peculiar link with a past. Some say it's mere existence is an illusion and a huge paradox which makes sense only in a presence of it's QUANTUM OBSERVER.

You are not really good in this stuff to be honest, you never managed to get more than D+ in time travel.

There is a QUANTUM ENTANGLED NOTE under the ARTIFACT.

>Examine CENTRAL MAINFRAME of the DESTROYED MECHA



You stares at the huge intimidating box of wires and vacuum tubes. It has a lot of BUTTONS and a USB PORT.
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19.11.2016 в 21:56

Donnerjack
We are now
>plug your tail in to USB port and chant the 3 runes u learned from pony porn poster
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20.11.2016 в 14:36

read the QUANTUM ENTANGLED NOTE under the GRAVELOOKING TEMORAL ARTIFACT
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22.11.2016 в 04:04

almaburu
>read the QUANTUM ENTANGLED NOTE under the GRAVELOOKING TEMORAL ARTIFACT



You can not read QUANTUM ENTANGLED NOTE because it is not written yet. Was not written yet.
Has not yet will be written.

Time paradoxes are pain in the arse.

>plug your tail in to USB port and chant the 3 runes u learned from pony porn poster




A STRANGE PORTAL appears. You don't like the sounds coming from the portal.
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22.11.2016 в 04:29

Donnerjack
We are now
>spit in to the portal
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22.11.2016 в 06:13

almaburu
>spit in to the portal

You stare at the portal full of the anticipation.
Spitting at 3...



2...



1...



Anytime now.
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