пятница, 19 декабря 2014
21:29

almaburu
You are Princess Twily. You are on the moon for some reason.

"Huh." Twilight said, looking around, and noticing that she was much younger than she usually started a loop. "This is new. And
by the princesses I am cute

You are overcome by your own cuteness.

"Hmmm…" Twilight looked up. "Where did that voice come from?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, sorry. Uh… inventory?"

You have hooves. There is a chair and a fedora.

@темы: twoistuck

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10.01.2015 в 12:38

=> punch the door with your freaking hooves!!!
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10.01.2015 в 13:41

almaburu
=> GULP!



There. Are you happy now?

=> punch the door with your freaking hooves!!!



You buck the NAZI DOOR with your strong hoofs. Take it stupid door, neeeigh!
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10.01.2015 в 15:17

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>check the back side of luna-hitler
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10.01.2015 в 17:32

> break the door and look at the safe!
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10.01.2015 в 20:46

almaburu
=>check the back side of luna-hitler



You found a SAFE COMBINATION.

=> break the door and look at the safe!



There is another door under the first one.
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10.01.2015 в 20:56

Donnerjack
We are now
=> open the racist safe
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10.01.2015 в 21:32

almaburu
=> open the racist safe



You found MANA POTION and a PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD.
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10.01.2015 в 21:43

Donnerjack
We are now
=> vomit from disgust
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10.01.2015 в 21:50

almaburu
=> vomit from disgust



My oh my. We have a serious case of key addiction here.
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10.01.2015 в 21:53

Donnerjack
We are now
=> try to open the door with keys
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10.01.2015 в 23:09

>drink mana potion and put the butt-photo under the fabulous black nazi's cap (it's more safe there than at the safe)!
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10.01.2015 в 23:57

almaburu
=> try to open the door with keys



You unlocked the door with ELDAR KEY

=>drink mana potion and put the butt-photo under the fabulous black nazi's cap (it's more safe there than at the safe)!



You restored 100 MP. The BUTT-PHOTO is stored under your FABULOUS BLACK NAZI CAP away from idle eyes.
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11.01.2015 в 00:10

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=> Check BUTT-PHOTO for secret nazi science
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11.01.2015 в 00:57

almaburu
=> Check BUTT-PHOTO for secret nazi science



The postcard represents the intricate yet underrated FINE ART of the HORSE BUTTS. You obtained 5 NAZI SCIENCE from this edifying fact.
On the other side of the postcard there is an ENIGMATIC MESSAGE and a ZEBRA CODE.
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11.01.2015 в 00:59

Donnerjack
We are now
=> eat the remaining key for safety
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11.01.2015 в 01:06

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=> solve the puzzle of zebra code
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11.01.2015 в 01:13

almaburu
=> eat the remaining key for safety

No way, it's gross.

=> solve the puzzle of zebra code



It's just a bunch of lines and numbers. You have not a slightest idea what this shit is.
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11.01.2015 в 01:14

Donnerjack
We are now
=> conjure an ultraviolet lamp with magic, look at postcard
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11.01.2015 в 01:26

>> open the door and cry 'zig heil'. just for lulz.
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11.01.2015 в 12:04

almaburu
=> conjure an ultraviolet lamp with magic, look at postcard



You found WEIRD OCCULT SYMBOLS.

=>open the door and cry 'zig heil'. just for lulz.



You are standing inside of the moon base. There is a BUST OF LUNA HITLER. There is a BLAST DOOR with a KEYPAD leading to SECRET NAZI EXPERIMENTS.
A YOUNG DRAGON is sitting at the desk and playing with two 1/60 GUNDAM MODELS. He is mesmerized with your nazi zeal.
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11.01.2015 в 12:44

Donnerjack
We are now
=> yell "holocaust was an inside job!"
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11.01.2015 в 13:28

=> make 'princess celestia face' and tell the dragon to obey you!
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11.01.2015 в 13:32

Donnerjack
We are now
amelia the sad, mentioning princess Celestia in a bunker of a Hitler-Luna. Uh-oh
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11.01.2015 в 14:11

Donnerjack, i'll take the risk)
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11.01.2015 в 15:07

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=> Conjure AMAZING GUNDAM MODEL to bribe the dragon for information
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11.01.2015 в 20:14

almaburu
=> yell "holocaust was an inside job!"
=> make 'princess celestia face' and tell the dragon to obey you!



You tried your best to make 'princess celestia face' whatever this thing is. The dragon does not seems very impressed.

=> Conjure AMAZING GUNDAM MODEL to bribe the dragon for information



You summoned RX-93-V2 $98K GOLDEN GUNDAM.
The dragon politely interests how he can help you.
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11.01.2015 в 20:20

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>Ask about where giant nuclear robots on this facility stored and how to get to them
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11.01.2015 в 21:33

=> ask about secret nazi science archive
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12.01.2015 в 00:16

almaburu
=>Ask about where giant nuclear robots on this facility stored and how to get to them

He points to the BLAST DOOR. There are definitely some robots there. He does not know the key sequence though.

=> ask about secret nazi science archive



The dragon opens the SECRET ENTRANCE to the secret nazi science archive.
You have 1 of 3 BRIBE WISHES left.
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12.01.2015 в 00:20

Izanagi
"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
=>Check the phone and get the goodies from ashtray
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