[almaburu]

You are Princess Twily. You are on the moon for some reason.

"Huh." Twilight said, looking around, and noticing that she was much younger than she usually started a loop. "This is new. And
by the princesses I am cute

You are overcome by your own cuteness.

"Hmmm…" Twilight looked up. "Where did that voice come from?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, sorry. Uh… inventory?"

You have hooves. There is a chair and a fedora.

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[Donnerjack]

=> remember that ponies can't go down stairs, leap in to the hole

>before leaping into the hole try to input to the robot door's keypad the numbers from the BUTT-PHOTO

[almaburu]

=>Check the phone and get the goodies from ashtray



You've got a SMOKESTICK and a ONE REICHSMARK.
There are phone numbers of THULE SOCIETY and PRINCESS LUNA sticked to the phone.

=> remember that ponies can't go down stairs, leap in to the hole



I told you! I told you abo.. Sorry, wrong window.

=>before leaping into the hole try to input to the robot door's keypad the numbers from the BUTT-PHOTO



You use TEMPORAL SHIFT ability to return back to the room and enter the ZEBRA CODE.

[Izanagi]

=>call the TULE SOCIETY and ask if they accepting new members

>> sit on the dragon's back and return downstairs

[Donnerjack]

TURN PRINCESS LUNA'S BUST 45% TO THE RIGHT!!!

[Donnerjack]

getting a little chaotic, maybe we should take turns?

[almaburu]

I will let you folks sort it out. You can always play other characters if you want to multitask.

=>call the TULE SOCIETY and ask if they accepting new members



It seems they are a bit busy summoning ELDER GODS.

=> sit on the dragon's back and return downstairs



=> TURN PRINCESS LUNA'S BUST 45% TO THE RIGHT!!!



A secret passage appears.

[Izanagi]

=>GO FOR SECRET PASSAGE ADVENTURE

[almaburu]

=>GO FOR SECRET PASSAGE ADVENTURE



You are standing in the SECRET HANGAR. There is a victim of NAZI EXPERIMENT swimming in the LAB TANK. There is also a GIANT ROBOT with a locked HATCH.
There are a TESLA GUN and a BOTTLE of SINGLE MALT WHISKY lying on the table.

[Izanagi]

=>Add WHISKY to LAB TANK

>> take TESLA GUN and ask the victim if he (she?) wants you to kill him (her?). they usually do.

[Donnerjack]

=> press the buttons on the left in quick succession

[almaburu]

=>Add WHISKY to LAB TANK



You inserted WHISKY into the ALCOHOL IJECTION SLOT. JOY and INTOXICATION of the nazi victim were boosted to the acceptable levels.

=> take TESLA GUN and ask the victim if he (she?) wants you to kill him (her?). they usually do.



He (she?) politely informs you that while he (she?) can not communicate with you wearing the OXYGINATION MASK, he (she?) will be able to withstand an existential horror of life at least for a couple of hours.

[almaburu]

=> press the buttons on the left in quick succession



You drained the water from the tank.

[Donnerjack]

SHOOT DA GLASS

[Izanagi]

=>ask nazi victim to fly up in the upper side of test tube to shield him(her)self from glass shards and try to shield him(her)self with newly found power of IMAGINATION

[almaburu]

=>SHOOT DA GLASS



The battery is dead.

[Izanagi]

=>ask dragon for some charging with his nuclear breath

>> BREAK THE GLASS WITH YOUR FREAKING HOOVES!

[almaburu]

=>ask nazi victim to fly up in the upper side of test tube to shield him(her)self from glass shards and try to shield him(her)self with newly found power of IMAGINATION



You tried to use the power of IMAGINATION for all this convoluted stuff. For some reason you are imagining yourself as a beautiful alicorn princess.
My oh my, you are so pretty.

=>ask dragon for some charging with his nuclear breath



It seems he overdid with the breath.

=> BREAK THE GLASS WITH YOUR FREAKING HOOVES!



That's the spirit!

>> disconnect the victim from the tentacle-looking hosepipe and wait for the gratitude!

[almaburu]

=> disconnect the victim from the tentacle-looking hosepipe and wait for the gratitude!



You quickly detach HOSEPIPE from the victim. Your mentally enhanced friend seems to be very happy.

[Izanagi]

=>check the gender and name of new friend

[almaburu]

=>check the gender and name of new friend



You are now a young mare. Your name is Derpy Hooves. You are very special, at least thats what other ponies often say.
You are wearing the eyepatch to hide your SPECIAL PECULIARITY. Your dream is to be an AMAZING PRINCESS.

[Izanagi]

=>check yourself for AMAZING NEW ABILITIES from HORRIBLE NAZI EXPERIMENTS

[almaburu]

=>check yourself for AMAZING NEW ABILITIES from HORRIBLE NAZI EXPERIMENTS



Thud!

[Izanagi]

=>Smile friendly to twoilight to make her less nervous

[almaburu]

=>Smile friendly to twoilight to make her less nervous



You smile in polite and reassuring way. See? You are perfectly normal.

[Izanagi]

=>Get out from this cursed test tube