[almaburu]

You are Princess Twily. You are on the moon for some reason.

"Huh." Twilight said, looking around, and noticing that she was much younger than she usually started a loop. "This is new. And
by the princesses I am cute

You are overcome by your own cuteness.

"Hmmm…" Twilight looked up. "Where did that voice come from?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"Oh, sorry. Uh… inventory?"

You have hooves. There is a chair and a fedora.

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>> use your magic eye to create the greatest muffin that had ever been created!

[almaburu]

=>Get out from this cursed test tube



You step out the test tube and try to readjust your facial muscles in the less threating way. For some reason you are scaring the shit of the NAZI HAT pony.
There is an AIRDUCT GRID behind the test tube and a WEIRD KEY.

=> use your magic eye to create the greatest muffin that had ever been created!



You made the greatest muffin ever created! Namely ever created by you. You would not dare to eat it yet, even if it looks perfectly normal smell delicious.
Muffin magic is tough like hell, you know.

[Izanagi]

=>offer WEIRD KEY to NAZI HAT as a sign of eternal friendship

>> open the airdust grid, put your head into ventilation tunnel and sing some nice songs about friendship. don't forget to enjoy the echo!

[almaburu]

Are we still playing this silly stuff? Should I arrange some schedule of sort?

ЕС офкорса!

[almaburu]

=>offer WEIRD KEY to NAZI HAT as a sign of eternal friendship



You gave a TZEENTCH KEY to a NAZI HAT. She looks at it with a strange expression
You politely inform her that this is in fact a very special key, rumored to be able to open any door, whether it is physically possible or not.

>> open the airdust grid, put your head into ventilation tunnel and sing some nice songs about friendship. don't forget to enjoy the echo!



Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,
save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying

Your song is suddenly interrupted by a CODEC CALL.

[Donnerjack]

All Right. Let me be Twoioit. You can handle the Solid Pony. Possibly we can have a threesome in time, if that is not too hard on our host.

=> Insert Tzeench key in to a Tesla Gun's battery chamber. FIRE FOR ALL IT'S GLORY

>> stay at the tunnel and write on it's walls that fascinate poem about friendship with your brand new claws.

[Izanagi]

=> Answer the CODEC CALL

[almaburu]

=> Insert Tzeench key in to a Tesla Gun's battery chamber. FIRE FOR ALL IT'S GLORY



You turned the TZEENTCH KEY and unlocked the TESLA GUN. (?) There is a PORTABLE NUCLEAR REACTOR inside.

>> stay at the tunnel and write on it's walls that fascinate poem about friendship with your brand new claws.



[S] You happily inscribe the rest of this wonderful song

=> Answer the CODEC CALL



This is your mentor and old friend FUTURE TWOILIGHT. She is speaking some random stuff about GIANT ROBOTS and END OF THE WORLD.

[Izanagi]

=>Take NUCLEAR REACTOR from TESLA GUN and try to charge your magic with POWER

>> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him

>> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him

[Donnerjack]

=> Oh no! A nuclear holocaust! Our only weakness! Get out of service tunnel and check out that GIANT ROBOTIC HEAD behind your broken tube

[almaburu]

=>Take NUCLEAR REACTOR from TESLA GUN and try to charge your magic with POWER



You transformed NUCLEAR REACTOR into a MAGIC SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR REACTOR. Science, bitches! Well, technically it's a magic.

=> cry very loud reactor's name, maybe he answers so you could find him



You cry "Nuclear Energy Make Up!" and transform into a MAHO SHOUJO NAZI HAT PONY. You now have a set of very cute ribbons and a MAGICAL WINGED STAFF.

=> Oh no! A nuclear holocaust! Our only weakness! Get out of service tunnel and check out that GIANT ROBOTIC HEAD behind your broken tube

You are now a DEPRY HOVES.



Please don't mind her, says NAZI HAT PONY. She is still trying to figure out how to get down.
Oh, and the HATCH to the GIANT ROBOT is locked.

[Izanagi]

=>Ask NAZI HAT PONY for KEY

>> transform into a maho shoujo pony too!

[almaburu]

=>Ask NAZI HAT PONY for KEY



NAZI HAT tries to toss you a KEY. Unfortunately if falls down to the BOTTOMLESS PIT.

=> transform into a maho shoujo pony too!



Yay! You are now a SAILOR DERPY.

[Donnerjack]

=> Well that was just dandy. Conjure a wielding helmet with your magic, use the SAILOR WAND as a blow torch on a hatch.

[almaburu]

=> Well that was just dandy. Conjure a wielding helmet with your magic, use the SAILOR WAND as a blow torch on a hatch.



You summon a SPACE ENGINEER HELMET and transfrom a SAILOR WAND to a MAHOU PLASMA CUTTER.
The hatch is opened.

[Donnerjack]

MAHOU PLASMA CUTTER

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

=> This is for you, Future Twilight! Leap bravely in to the robot!

[almaburu]

=> This is for you, Future Twilight! Leap bravely in to the robot!



You positioned yourself inside of the GIANT NAZI ALIEN ROBOT COCKPIT. The screens are displaying lot of cryptic undecipherable shit.

[Donnerjack]

=> Try to contact MAHO SHOUJO NAZI HAT PONY telepathically for her NAZI SCIENCE know-how

[Izanagi]

=>Scream "LIFT OFF" and push buttons, ALL OF THEM

>> PREPARE TO KILL ANGELS!